50 new dad jokes
Get ready for a good laugh with 50 new dad jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Perfect for sharing with family and friends, these funny jokes capture the essence of classic dad humor. Whether you’re looking for light-hearted entertainment or a way to brighten someone’s day, these family-friendly jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles and giggles. Dive into this collection of punny dad jokes and enjoy some wholesome fun that everyone can appreciate!
1. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
2. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
3. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
4. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
6. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
7. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!
8. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
9. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
10. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
11. How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
12. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
13. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
14. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
15. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
16. Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
17. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
18. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left!
19. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
20. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
21. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
22. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he’s a fungi!
23. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
24. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
25. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
26. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
27. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
28. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
29. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
30. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks?
In case he got a hole in one!
31. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
32. Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
33. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
34. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
36. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
37. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
38. Why did the computer cross the road?
To get to the other website!
39. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
40. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
41. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
42. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
43. Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
44. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
45. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
46. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
47. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
48. Why was the music teacher not able to open his classroom?
Because his keys were on the piano!
49. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
50. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one!