50 Fresh Dad Jokes
Looking for a good laugh? These 50 fresh dad jokes are guaranteed to bring some lighthearted fun to your day! Packed with the perfect dose of classic dad humor, these funny jokes are ideal for sharing with family and friends. Whether you’re a fan of corny puns or just in need of a quick chuckle, this collection of dad jokes offers the best family-friendly humor to keep everyone smiling. Get ready to brighten up your day with these hilarious dad jokes!
1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
3. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with!
4. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
5. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
6. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
7. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
11. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
13. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
15. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
17. Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
18. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
19. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
20. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
21. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
22. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
23. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one!
24. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
25. Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
26. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
27. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
28. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
29. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
30. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
31. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
32. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
33. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
34. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
35. Why did the computer cross the road?
To get to the other website!
36. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
37. How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moos-paper!
38. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
39. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
40. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
41. How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
42. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
43. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
44. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
46. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
47. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
48. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
49. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
50. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!